Tagged: Michelle Rodriguez
New ‘Machete Kills’ Trailer Shows Off Big Name Cast
If you were wondering who was going to star in Robert Rodriguez‘ sequel to his own Machete: Check out this trailer for Machete Kills. It’s got everything you love about the first film, although and I hope it’s just the editing in this trailer, I hope Danny Trejo’s character isn’t reduced to one-liners even more in this. Nothing against corny one-liners per se, but comedic timing in this trailer isn’t as great as they think it is.
So how about this trailer? Charlie Sheen is in it (as the president), Mel Gibson (aptly playing a villain), Lady Gaga (in a classy red dress), Michelle Rodriguez (looking tough), Jessica Alba (doing Lord knows what), Amber Heard (playing a Miss Bala type character), Cuba Gooding Jr. (remember? he won the Oscar), Vanessa Hudgens (doing her usual face), Antonio Banderas (with a mustache!) and that busty woman who purposely speaks with an over-exaggerated Spanish accent from Modern Family (showing off her large breast, once more).
Machete Kills comes out in American theaters September 13th, 2013. I’m still excited for it, but a bit less than in my last post. Hopefully that’s a good thing so I won’t have unrealistic expectations about it.
Kicks Ass ‘Machete Kills’ Promo featuring Michelle Rodriguez
This may not be an official teaser for Robert Rodriguez’s upcoming Machete film, but it’s still pretty badass. This short clip was presented at this year’s Comic-Con and it features Michelle Rodriguez in a sexy outfit kicking ass. There’s not really much else to say: The film comes out in US theaters September 13th, 2013 and I couldn’t be more excited if I tried.
Charlie Sheen Gets His Own ‘Machete Kills’ Character Poster
Or should I say Carlos Estevez? What? You don’t know who that is? How can you call yourself a Charlie Sheen fan?
Just kidding (kinda). This clever film marketing. While I thought the posters for Robert Rodriguez‘s upcoming Machete Kills were boring and repetitive, copying too much from the 2010 campaign, this poster for Charlie Sheen’s The President is pretty cool.
What I like about it is that, well it’s Charlie Sheen holding a machine gun, but also that it says ‘Carlos Estevez’ (which is Charlie Shee’s real name). Finally embracing his latino heritage and looking really fit and healthy I am now very excited for this Machete sequel.
The film opens October 4, 2013. Meanwhile check out Robert Rodriguez’s new short Two Scoops: It’s a hoot!
Justin Lin’s Fast & Furious 6 (2013)
“All roads lead to this”
Dominic Toretto (Vin Diesel) and his friends are chillin’ all over the globe, enjoying la dolce vita, after their successful heist in Fast Five (2011). However they’re also longing to return home to America. Agent Hobbs (The Rock) offers them the opportunity to do just that: A clean slate in exchange for one last job. The mission includes taking down a villainous character (Luke Evans) in London, finding Letty (Michelle Rodriguez) and driving fast cars, while doing crazy stunts, shooting and beating people up and stuff. Continue reading