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Mini-Review: Coraline Meets Lost Meets Pac-Man in Vincenzo Natali’s Haunted House Mystery Haunter (2013)

Haunter-Abigail-Breslin
*Spoilery Spoilers*
Lisa (Abigail Breslin) is a fifteen year old who can never turn sixteen, because she lives in a house where she just re-lives the same day over and over again. Yes, it’s just like Groundhog Day only with ghosts, 70s fashion and no Bill Murray. Lisa tries to uncover the mystery of why she is trapped in this house with her family. She tries to go out, but that doesn’t work. She travels time, she eats a lot of meatloaf and she re-watches the same episode of Murder She Wrote until she just can’t fucking take it anymore, and who can blame her? That Angela Lansbury is one annoying bitch, like my grandmother (RIP) used to say and my grandmother was a great person.  Continue reading