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Robert Rodriguez’ Machete Kills (2013)
Machete Cortez (Danny Trejo) is on an intergalactic mission in space doing what he does best: Slashing bad guys, bedding gorgeous hispanic chicas and just being an all-round badass.
Back to earth, before all the space stuff, Machete and Sartana (Jessica Alba) are attempting to capture crooked US military supplying the Mexican drug cartel. The mission goes terribly wrong and Sartana is killed. Machete is taken prisoner by some evil American vigilantes, who want to slowly torture him to death. Fortunately, Machete’s thick skin saves him, well that and the fact that the president of the United States himself (Carlos Estévez aka Charlie Sheen) wants a word with him. Machete is sent on a mission to save Washington D.C. from a schizophrenic Mexican revolutionary who wants to bomb the American capital. In the process he finds out that maybe the real bad guy is a guy named Voz (Mel Gibson) who plans to destroy the earth and flee to space. Continue reading
Kicks Ass ‘Machete Kills’ Promo featuring Michelle Rodriguez
This may not be an official teaser for Robert Rodriguez’s upcoming Machete film, but it’s still pretty badass. This short clip was presented at this year’s Comic-Con and it features Michelle Rodriguez in a sexy outfit kicking ass. There’s not really much else to say: The film comes out in US theaters September 13th, 2013 and I couldn’t be more excited if I tried.